Tuesday, March 5, 2024
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Your boss will recognize your unique talents today, by giving you a seemingly impossible task. Don't worry, any task can be accomplished through determination and shear will.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A surprise birthday party is coming your way, but it will be a surprise for someone else. You will accidentally ruin the surprise, but your presence will still be appreciated.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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A gust of wind will carry secret messages. Try to intercept them, but be careful of the messenger.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, you shall embrace your inner child by taking a trip to a playground and partaking in some merry-go-round fun.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Pursue esoteric knowledge: Dive into the mysteries of ancient philosophies and religions to expand your understanding of the universe.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A mysterious benefactor will cover your expenses for the day, allowing you to indulge in luxurious experiences without worrying about the cost. Embrace the freedom and appreciate the unexpected generosity.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A spontaneous dance party will erupt in the most unexpected place today. Find the rhythm in your step and let loose like nobody's watching.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Do not buy unnecessary items in flashy colors; stick to the basics.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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No matter how tempting it may be, you will not partake in the office birthday cake today, for fear of contracting the crabbies.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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If you feel a sudden urge to join a pyramid scheme, maybe lay off on sharing it with your closest friends just yet.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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An unexpected nap with a Capricorn will leave you feeling confused and unrested. You will swear you were visited by aliens in your sleep but can only remember snippets of their conversation.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will have an unexpected craving for bubble wrap. Seek out the most satisfying piece to pop.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
