Tuesday, March 5, 2024
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Your boss will recognize your unique talents today, by giving you a seemingly impossible task. Don't worry, any task can be accomplished through determination and shear will.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A surprise birthday party is coming your way, but it will be a surprise for someone else. You will accidentally ruin the surprise, but your presence will still be appreciated.
20 Apr – 20 May
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A gust of wind will carry secret messages. Try to intercept them, but be careful of the messenger.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, you shall embrace your inner child by taking a trip to a playground and partaking in some merry-go-round fun.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Pursue esoteric knowledge: Dive into the mysteries of ancient philosophies and religions to expand your understanding of the universe.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A mysterious benefactor will cover your expenses for the day, allowing you to indulge in luxurious experiences without worrying about the cost. Embrace the freedom and appreciate the unexpected generosity.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A spontaneous dance party will erupt in the most unexpected place today. Find the rhythm in your step and let loose like nobody's watching.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Do not buy unnecessary items in flashy colors; stick to the basics.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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No matter how tempting it may be, you will not partake in the office birthday cake today, for fear of contracting the crabbies.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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If you feel a sudden urge to join a pyramid scheme, maybe lay off on sharing it with your closest friends just yet.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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An unexpected nap with a Capricorn will leave you feeling confused and unrested. You will swear you were visited by aliens in your sleep but can only remember snippets of their conversation.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will have an unexpected craving for bubble wrap. Seek out the most satisfying piece to pop.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
