Sunday, January 21, 2024
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If you're feeling anxious today, try some herbal tea. Camomile is a good place to start.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will have a nice conversation with a stranger today. Maybe they will tell you about their hobby of bird-watching, and you will learn something new.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will find a four-leaf clover. This will bring you immense good luck, use this luck to wish for something practical, like a year's worth of free groceries.
21 May – 20 Jun
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If someone suggests today that you listen to Kundalini rising chant music, do it.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will receive a cryptic message from a long-lost relative claiming you are the heir to a vast fortune in a faraway land. Before you pack your bags, make sure to verify the legitimacy of this claim.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Don't forget your dentist appointment later today. You did put it into your calendar didn't you?
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will have a strange dream about sausages tonight. Upon waking, you will have a strong desire to draw cartoon pigs on all of your bills before spending them.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will dream in the language of birds today, and upon waking, you will eagerly rush to your window to try to interpret the meaning of the songs you hear, only to realize that it was just a bunch of pigeons arguing over a scrap of bread.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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It's time to turn off the screens and embrace the beauty of a vibe-less existence.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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From #PugLife memes to witty observations about pet parenting, your contributions to the world of canine camaraderie will be revered and adored.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today is a good day to hug yourself, because why should you wait for someone else to do it?
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Only listen to Leos if they are Australian.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
