Friday, November 24, 2023
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It's a good day to ask for that promotion you always wanted.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You are teleported into a parallel universe where every conversation ends with a question mark?
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You have a big heart, and you should treat it with care. For example, don't use it to try and carry anvils.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your toaster will develop a mind of its own and insist on making only smiley face toast for the entire day.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you'll start craving strawberries and meet up with your bromance partner to decorate a hay barn for a romantic picnic and CRAZY the crazy sauces and textures ARE THAT GOOD.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A flock of flamingos will serenade you with a chorus of your favourite songs. Enjoy the flamboyant performance!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will dream of being a butterfly today.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You have always felt a special connection to ants. Today you will feel that connection even more.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Listen to the rain tapping on the roof tiles from your bedroom window
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your neighbours will move out today, you'll finally get some peace and quiet, until tomorrow when the new neighbours arrive.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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An Aquarius in Canada will save your life today.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Prepare for a peculiar craving for pickles and ice cream—a delightful combination that defies logic but satisfies your taste buds.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
