Wacky Horoscopes

It's a good day to ask for that promotion you always wanted.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You are teleported into a parallel universe where every conversation ends with a question mark?

Taurus

20 Apr – 20 May

You have a big heart, and you should treat it with care. For example, don't use it to try and carry anvils.

Gemini

21 May – 20 Jun

Your toaster will develop a mind of its own and insist on making only smiley face toast for the entire day.

Cancer

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Today you'll start craving strawberries and meet up with your bromance partner to decorate a hay barn for a romantic picnic and CRAZY the crazy sauces and textures ARE THAT GOOD.

Leo

23 Jul – 22 Aug

A flock of flamingos will serenade you with a chorus of your favourite songs. Enjoy the flamboyant performance!

Virgo

23 Aug – 22 Sep

You will dream of being a butterfly today.

Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You have always felt a special connection to ants. Today you will feel that connection even more.

Scorpio

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Listen to the rain tapping on the roof tiles from your bedroom window

Sagittarius

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Your neighbours will move out today, you'll finally get some peace and quiet, until tomorrow when the new neighbours arrive.

Capricorn

22 Dec – 19 Jan

An Aquarius in Canada will save your life today.

Aquarius

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Prepare for a peculiar craving for pickles and ice cream—a delightful combination that defies logic but satisfies your taste buds.

Pisces

19 Feb – 20 Mar

Friday, November 24, 2023