Saturday, October 21, 2023
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Today you will discover you have the ability to manipulate reality with swipes of your hand
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A new adventure awaits you, but first, you must answer the call of nature.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Take an ionizing shower with a Virgo
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will surreptitiously check if travelers to Mars are slowly growing tails
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will receive some incredible news today. Just make sure you don't drop your phone while you're reading it.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You've been feeling a little under the weather lately. It might be because you have caught a cold, or it might be because you are feeling a little down. I'm not really sure which one it is.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Nope, I got nothing
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Always remember to drink your ovaltine.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your favourite pair or socks will start rapping about your wardrobe.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will be audited by the IRS.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will learn how to do something new. It will be from YouTube.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Learn horsemanship skills to impress a Taurus rider lol
19 Feb – 20 Mar
