Friday, October 13, 2023
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The current UK Prime Minister follows you on Instagram.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Look for your letter in the mirror.
20 Apr – 20 May
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An ancient menagerie of animals will gather around you, ready to perform a show.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, a part of you will feel the need to take a nap, but you will resist.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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There are multiple spiders living in your hair.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will accidentally turn your bathtub into a hot tub time machine.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will unexpectedly receive an award for bravery. Now go win it!
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a fortune cookie.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will dream about a deceased relative.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will go on a first date. You will find out that your date's name is also your name.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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When you get a spray tan, your soul emerges in goldenrod.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A letter from Hogwarts is on its way to you.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
