Friday, October 13, 2023

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  The current UK Prime Minister follows you on Instagram.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Look for your letter in the mirror.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  An ancient menagerie of animals will gather around you, ready to perform a show.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  Today, a part of you will feel the need to take a nap, but you will resist.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  There are multiple spiders living in your hair.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Today you will accidentally turn your bathtub into a hot tub time machine.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  Today you will unexpectedly receive an award for bravery. Now go win it!

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  Today you will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a fortune cookie.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  You will dream about a deceased relative.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  Today you will go on a first date. You will find out that your date's name is also your name.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  When you get a spray tan, your soul emerges in goldenrod.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  A letter from Hogwarts is on its way to you.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar