Saturday, September 30, 2023
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Today you will learn how to do something new. It will be from YouTube.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You'll have a sudden infatuation with lava lamps. Be careful, it's highly addictive.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will surreptitiously check if travelers to Mars are slowly growing tails
21 May – 20 Jun
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A professional wrestler will arrive at your house to take you to prom.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Don't worry, the pile of dishes in the sink is not as dirty as you think.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your pillow will develop the ability to read your dreams and provide insightful analysis in the morning.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will eat a whole box of chocolates and not get sick.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You're a great hugger.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will eat too much ice cream today. It will give you a brain freeze.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will be high-fived by a chimp
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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There is never too much garlic bread.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Don't get discouraged if your yodelling career doesn't take off. Yodelling is a difficult and dying art form, that only a few can master.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
