Wacky Horoscopes — Taurus, September 27, 2023

Today, you will discover an oddly shaped cloud that resembles your favourite childhood snack.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Today you will encounter a mystical talking unicorn who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery.

20 Apr – 20 May

Beware of a sudden craving for purple jelly beans—it's a sign of impending silliness.

21 May – 20 Jun

You will be visited by a ghost.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

It will rain mud today.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you will get extremely bored, but also extremely horny.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Your hairbrush will transform into a magical wand, granting you the power to create fabulous hairstyles with a flick.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You will feel compelled to move to Hawaii.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

You will discover a secret superpower. Learn to levitate!

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You will lose your glasses and find them on your head.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Someone will confess their love for you today. It will be a platypus with a hat.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

You are a fruit known for it's mild sweet flavour, with a pungent odour comparable to that of Limburger cheese.

19 Feb – 20 Mar