Wednesday, September 27, 2023
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Today, you will discover an oddly shaped cloud that resembles your favourite childhood snack.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will encounter a mystical talking unicorn who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Beware of a sudden craving for purple jelly beans—it's a sign of impending silliness.
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will be visited by a ghost.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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It will rain mud today.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will get extremely bored, but also extremely horny.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your hairbrush will transform into a magical wand, granting you the power to create fabulous hairstyles with a flick.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will feel compelled to move to Hawaii.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will discover a secret superpower. Learn to levitate!
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will lose your glasses and find them on your head.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Someone will confess their love for you today. It will be a platypus with a hat.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You are a fruit known for it's mild sweet flavour, with a pungent odour comparable to that of Limburger cheese.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
