Tuesday, August 29, 2023
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Your favourite pair of socks will mysteriously vanish, only to reappear as a hat on a passing pigeon.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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What’s done is done.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will go on a triple date with three very old ladies, who will each try to steal you away from your girlfriend
21 May – 20 Jun
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Beware of rogue umbrellas conspiring to take over the world.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you WILL feel like superhero. Your fatigue will melt away with your freshly brewed coffee.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will find yourself inexplicably invited to a soiree
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Bend a circle with an air hostess
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You'll try to dye your hair and discover that your hair is already dyed.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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All of your candles are repayments for past debts. Enjoy the brief fluorescence.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You're doing great!
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you discover a hidden talent for creating bloodthirsty zombies.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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There is an odd number of fingers on your left hand. I'm not sure if this is important. But it is weird.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
