Monday, August 28, 2023
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Today you will spend a blissful night doing nothing. You might just wake up with a solar system tattoo.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Find a ventriloquist's dummy and whisper a magic spell in its ear
20 Apr – 20 May
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Beware of mischievous badgers swapping your shampoo with hot sauce.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today is a good day for public transportation, especially for people wearing period costumes.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you hear someone coughing behind you, don't turn around.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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If you go to sleep tonight, you'll have the best dreams of your life.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your phone will today start speaking Russian
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A housemate of yours will have a bad day. You can try to cheer them up, or you can take the opportunity to prank them.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Make love with a stiff-necked Libra
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Don't stand under that apple tree!
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will forget that you have a cat
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will encounter a magical talking donkey who will give you life advice.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
