Wednesday, April 30, 2025
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A random object will unlock hidden talents, maybe
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will find a lost library book that is overdue by 10 years.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Embrace the joy of finding a hidden stash of bubble wrap that brings instant stress relief and oddly satisfying popping sounds.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will have an infuriating argument with someone who has no idea what you're saying
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will realize that there is nobody dead nearest you and will instantly forget about your destiny.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will experience a surge in productivity
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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At the club tonight, spin the wheel of destiny for amazing cosplay costumes
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Beware of the cheese conspiracy; they are plotting against you.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your significant other will text you unexpectedly today. You'll be excited to hear from them, but unfortunately, they'll only message you to ask if you forgot to take out the trash.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Sometimes, you have to fight for what you want. Today, you have to fight for a rest.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will have many cacti cross your path today, do not be alarmed.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will have the overwhelming urge to rearrange your books according to height, but resist this temptation. Your bookshelf will thank you for it.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
