Tuesday, February 4, 2025
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Be prepared for an unexpected encounter with a celebrity doppelganger. Take a selfie for proof!
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will be rehomed to an island. It is said you will not miss the mainland at all.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will have the extraordinary ability to communicate with animals. Take this opportunity to learn from the wisdom of the wildlife around you and appreciate the beauty of nature.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your orders will be obeyed by an army of ants
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will find a message in a bottle on the beach. Sadly, it will be in Latin and the only Latin you know is "magna cattus navitas"
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will receive a phone call from a telemarketer who turns out to be your long-lost twin.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will accidentally turn your sofa into a trampoline. Bounce away your worries!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A chance encounter with a celebrity will lead to a misunderstanding that will require an awkward explanation to avoid any repercussions.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today, you're going to discover you've been paying your bills twice as long as everyone else.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will accidentally turn your bathtub into a hot tub time machine.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will fart on stage at a performance and give up music forever
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Steal a mermaid with a mirror and never let her go
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
