Friday, January 10, 2025
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The chances of rain today are directly proportional to the amount of work you've put off.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Should you find yourself in a sticky situation today, a group of friendly squirrels will come to your rescue.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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How many stars do you see in the sky? Theres only one way to find out.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a jar of pickles. Embark on a briny adventure!
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Beware of mischievous socks that have learned to walk on their own. They may try to escape your drawer.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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If you're feeling anxious today, go on a quest to find all the lilac-coloured objects you can. The universe is reminding you of the calming properties of this colour.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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If you are feeling queasy, try drinking a glass of ginger beer.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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All your food will today start to taste like chocolate
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Have you ever wanted to go on a boat ride? There are a lot of boats near your city that will take you on a great boat ride!
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You'll accidentally turn into a cat, and realize you don't know where you've been all day.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Prepare for a strange coincidence as you accidentally match your neighbor's outfit, prompting an awkward but amusing encounter.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Learn horsemanship skills to impress a Taurus rider lol
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
