Friday, December 6, 2024
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You will have a strong desire to spend time in the great outdoors today. Make sure to pack a picnic lunch and take in the beauty of the sunshine. Just watch out for bees, they have it in for you today.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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It's hard to be humble when you're an Aries.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Ignore unconventional difficulties with Kayaks.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will spend a blissful night doing nothing. You might just wake up with a solar system tattoo.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You have a long road ahead of you. Thankfully, you have some very tiny feet.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The planets are in alignment or something.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will find a lost library book hidden inside a loaf of bread. Return it and savor the literary carbs!
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Beware of mischievous garden fairies turning your lawn into a miniature golf course. Grab your putter and play along!
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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A new career as a DJ may be in the cards for you, but only if you're ready to make the leap.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Take an ionizing shower with a Virgo
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will come across a treacherous traitorous plot to begin world war three
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will embrace your inner pirate and talk like a sailor immobilizing everyone with your excruciating dialogue starting with arr and ending with matey Argh, ye scalawag! Ye better watch yer back today or ye might walk the plank amid a whim of steel!
19 Feb – 20 Mar
