Wednesday, December 4, 2024
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Pay attention to the unusual pattern on your morning toast, as it holds a hidden message that could guide you to the perfect pair of socks.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You are a force to be reckoned with. So go out and reckon with something.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Take what you can from others, because they will surely take from you. Then burn everything and start over.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Be cautious of overly aggressive paper clips; they might seem harmless, but they're plotting against your neatly organized documents.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will realize that your co-worker is a celebrity
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The ghost of a murderer will visit you today.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You'll suddenly be overcome by a witchy urge to play Dungeons & Dragons.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today, you will discover a new sense of self-awareness that will change your life forever. You will also discover that you are not alone in this universe.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will have the urge to rearrange your furniture according to the principles of Feng Shui. Don't resist this urge, as it will bring you positive energy and a more harmonious home.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A series of coincidences will lead you to a street corner where a troupe of tap-dancing pigeons awaits your applause.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today, you will forever change the shape of the gene tree.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You'll find something shiny today, make sure you keep it!
19 Feb – 20 Mar
