Thursday, November 28, 2024
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Sometimes you have to choose your battles. Today, the microwave is that battle.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You're doing great!
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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What’s done is done.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will find yourself on top of a mountain, and you won't know which way to go
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A flock of random seagulls will serendade you with a rendition your favourite song.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Should you find yourself in a sticky situation today, a group of friendly squirrels will come to your rescue.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your alter ego is a parking meter; stand tall and demand the attention you deserve.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Have you ever dreamt of being a professional fisherman? Well, today's the day you become a boat captain!
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You may never know when you will need a big bag of extra-strength deodorant. So just keep one on hand at all times.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will confidently navigate your way through the buffet table, resisting the temptation to pile your plate high with treats.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will be compelled to rethink your favourite colour after a series of unfortunate events involving yellow and green result in an overwhelming preference for turquoise.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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When you meet a new person, you have to make weird noises at them.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar