Wednesday, November 20, 2024
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You will find a four-leaf clover today, but instead of bringing you good luck, it will accidentally summon a leprechaun. He will be eager to grant you a wish, but be cautious of what you wish for.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Celebrate with a Cancer
20 Apr – 20 May
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When you get home today, you will find an angry swarm of bees has made a home in your mailbox. Don't try to rescue the mail, just wait for the bees to leave on their own.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Everything you touch will turn to gold (assuming you touch non-living things).
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will finally learn the truth about chicken nuggets.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A flash mob will break out in a surprisingly coordinated dance number, and you will be asked to join in.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You're an onion. You have layers.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you'll be unexpectedly decorated with pointy ears, allowing you to attend Rave Chic parties without fear of bloodshed
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your partner is the one who will put the salad on the table in front of you today. Do not worry, they will make it a lovely one.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will learn the secret to happiness. It is to never forget your umbrella.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A cryptic message from an alternate dimension will arrive in your inbox. Be cautious of what you believe and ponder the vastness of the universe and the possibilities that exist beyond our realm.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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The weather will be beautiful in your neck of the woods today.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
