Sunday, November 3, 2024
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Nothing can stop you from climbing that ladder, except a angry bear.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will happen upon an unworldly metal tree.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will have an important meeting today. It shall go well, especially if you wear blue.
21 May – 20 Jun
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It will rain mud today.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will be surprised to see a wild platypus
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Time to put away your stamp collection. You'll never finish it anyway.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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At a restaurant, you can only order things that have your initials.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Ditch the usual morning routine and brush your teeth with pickles; your dental hygiene will thank you for the zesty change.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will find a hidden room in your house. It will be very dusty.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Don't let road bullies push you around. Drive at a safe speed and assert yourself as necessary, big trucks don't automatically earn the right to dominate.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A professional wrestler will arrive at your house to take you to prom.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will meet your soulmate today, and they will be covered in hair.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
