Wednesday, October 30, 2024
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It's time to upgrade your potato salad making skills.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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I have seen the future and it is jeans.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Visit an alchemist for a potion
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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The phrase "and that's how you do it" will come in handy today.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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It's a good day to ask for that promotion you always wanted.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You can't possibly choose between stroganoff + gingerbread cake.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your phone will today start speaking Russian
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You are actually a pirate.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will be dared to do something mischievous and instinctively know not to refuse.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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From nuanced Twitter exchanges to insightful forum debates, your eloquence and logical prowess will be unparalleled.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will imagine you feel a sharp prick of electricity in your body, you'll suddenly feel a sudden burning sensation in your left butt cheek, and will be unable to sit down for the rest of day.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A housemate of yours will have a bad day. You can try to cheer them up, or you can take the opportunity to prank them.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
