Wednesday, October 23, 2024

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  Dance with a librarian

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Today, you discover a hidden gift for creating unbelievable artwork.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  Surprise guests will enter through your television screen, and you'll spend the next four hours explaining how it works and postmodernist architecture

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  You will lose your glasses and find them on your head.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  Beware of rogue umbrellas conspiring to take over the world.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Today you will be buried alive

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  You will be visited by the ghosts of breakfast past, present and future today. They will either be friendly or just vengeful depending on if you have finished your breakfast.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  Don't step on the broken glass today.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  You have been selected to join a secret society, which shares humorous memes.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  The office funny man is just jealous of your new shirt. Wear it with pride.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  A group of fireflies will light up your path during an evening stroll. Embrace the enchanting glow.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  You will become obsessed with font choice when writing things today.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar