Tuesday, October 1, 2024
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Today you will try a new sport. It will be a lot harder than it looks!
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today, you'll suddenly find yourself addicted to exotic oils from an unusual massage parlor, causing you to check the expiration dates on all your moisturisers.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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It's time to turn off the screens and embrace the beauty of a vibe-less existence.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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It's a good day to start writing that novel you always say you will.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will find a mysterious key that unlocks doors to fantastical realms. Prepare for magical encounters and thrilling quests.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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After discovering a mysterious package outside your door, you will embark on a thrilling adventure involving government conspiracies, cryptic clues, and an infectious paranoia that will bind you together with your roommates in a fight for survival.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Beware of mischievous garden fairies turning your backyard into a mini amusement park. Enjoy the whimsical rides!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will have a great idea today.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You'll be asked to bring a salad to a party, so you will make a potato salad.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will receive a Facebook friend request from a crab today.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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No one likes to be the banker in Monopoly.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your boss will give you a surprise 360-degree review today. It'll be enlightening, if not a little scary.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
