Thursday, August 29, 2024
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You will stumble upon a forgotten photo album from your childhood. Rather than merely flipping through it, you will feel the urge to creatively repurpose the photos, perhaps making a collage or repurposing them into art pieces. Embrace your inner child.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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If you get your ear pierced today, you will find true love as a result.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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A vending machine will eat your money today. Don't try to argue with it or get angry. Instead, use this opportunity to practice the fine art of patience and remember to carry small change.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You've received an invitation to join a secret society dedicated to sharing humorous memes. Accept this invitation and find joy in the lighthearted laughter and camaraderie that comes with it.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A new sound will become popular and you will want to listen to it.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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There's no point to this, but it's a good laugh.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Ride a buffalo with a tall Gemini
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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In Japanese mythology, a half-tiger, half-girl creature was said to have walked the earth. Her name was Ayamaleya. Today, you will discover a new appreciation for hybrid animals.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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The ethereal energies converge to bestow upon you the gift of divine guidance. Should you feel uncertain about your path, know that the stars themselves shine brighter for you today, to illuminate your way.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your favourite pair of socks will gain the ability to teleport.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Beware of a sudden craving for purple jelly beans—it's a sign of impending silliness.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You'll suddenly gain phenomenal knowledge of jazz music, so you'll be able to accurately describe every famous musician in detail.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
