Monday, August 26, 2024
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The spirits of the forest protect you today, and provide a subtle guiding hand throughout your endeavours. Should you find yourself amidst nature, pause to listen attentively, for their guidance may come in unexpected forms.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You've just inherited an enormous castle in France. Be sure to take lots of selfies!
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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From utilizing influencer promo codes to leveraging loyalty programs, your strategic shopping and returns will inspire envy and awe.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will turn off your computer and then immediately regret it
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will realize the label shaped' doesn't exist, and that you've been mislabeling ovals as oblongs for all your adult life
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Beware! rogue cantaloupes plotting evil schemes.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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The planets have aligned to give you a free pass on burping in public today. Enjoy it while it lasts!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will experience a surge in productivity
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will be visited by the ghosts of breakfast past, present and future today. They will either be friendly or just vengeful depending on if you have finished your breakfast.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you'll find your home transformed into a magical casino.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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In the realm of flirting, you are a star that cannot be denied. Your charms will shine brighter than the glow of a thousand celestial bodies. From seductive smirks to cheeky banter, your flirting arsenal will be brimming with irresistible tactics.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will eat three ice creams today. One for you, one for the road, and one for the finish line.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
