Thursday, August 22, 2024
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You have the power to be a super hero. Unfortunately you may waste it on becoming rich.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Sometimes, you have to fight for what you want. Today, you have to fight for a rest.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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There is no point in trying to keep up with the Jones's, they are so far ahead of you and are cheating.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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What you seek is seeking you.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Todays not a good day to try new drugs, stick to what you know.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You are never alone when you have a good friend. Unless you're an introvert, in which case you're never alone when you don't have a good friend also.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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An unexpected apology will arrive via carrier pigeon, unlocking positive possibilities for reconciliation and forgiveness.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You and I will both receive a text from a rabbit asking for your help.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you pretend that the toothpaste you're using is hot pink and tastes like cotton
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A flock of hummingbirds will sing you a lullaby as you take a nap in the park. Sweet dreams!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will stare at a statue of Ben Franklin without noticing it
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today, you will have a strong desire to rename everything in your path. Try to resist this urge, especially if it involves changing your significant other's name to things like "Boonky-Boi the Third."
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
