Tuesday, August 20, 2024
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An omen is coming your way, but don't worry, it only happens once every thousand years.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Move a mountain at the snap of your fingers today.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will find a forgotten passport from a past life in the attic, containing evidence of your previous existence as a renowned artist in Paris. Spend the day dreaming up your next masterpiece.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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There are other ways to tell if a Leo is lying. They're really, really bad at hiding it. If you can't figure it out, they're telling the truth.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will discover a hidden talent for communicating with aliens through interpretive dance.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Decorate a mantelpiece for a beloved French Libra
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A foreign country will tell you it is excited to have you visit.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will create an incredible fresh and spicy salad dressing
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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If you encounter a grey cat today, good fortune is coming your way. If it slips on the pavement, however, this luck will quickly reverse.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will finally be regarded as both a domestic god and a vegetable revolutionary
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will finally watch a film you've been wanting to for ages
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Did you forget your glasses today? You'll be surprised how many different types of dogs you see without them.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
