Wacky Horoscopes — Scorpio, August 11, 2024

You are a very special person, and you should know that. But not in a way that's creepy.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You have the power to be a super hero. Unfortunately you may waste it on becoming rich.

20 Apr – 20 May

Today, a reckless rebel will cross your path. Avoid making eye contact to avoid trouble.

21 May – 20 Jun

You will be very popular today. Everyone will want to be your friend.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

You'll receive a proposal today. It will be written in fortune cookie form.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

During the night you will hear voices and will wonder if they're coming from the walls

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Believe it or not, a marmoset will be behind the wheel if you take the train today.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You'll be asked to bring a salad to a party, so you will make a potato salad.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

In social situations, you may find yourself displaying uncommon tact and subtlety. Use this power wisely, like a dolphin uses its sonar.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You're a collector of rare salts.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Don't step on the broken glass today.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Today you will discover a hidden talent for speaking to plants. They have some interesting stories to share.

19 Feb – 20 Mar