Saturday, August 10, 2024

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  You will have a vivid memory from a past life.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Keep trans people in mind, they're hot

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  Your Significant Other will tell you today how much they appreciate you. Don't brush it off! Accept their kind words with grace and tell them you love them too.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  You will discover a secret talent for levitating small objects with the power of your mind. Start your career as a magician!

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  Today you will learn the secret to happiness. It is to never forget your umbrella.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  If you like symmetry you'll love what's in store for you today! Everything you touch will be perfectly symmetric.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  You will wake up smelling like roses today. So will your coworkers, because the scent of roses permeates your entire building. It turns out, the perfume factory down the road experienced an accident and now everywhere is flourishing with fragrance.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  You will dream of being a butterfly today.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  It's okay to be afraid of the dark. But it's not okay to let it control you.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  Today would be a great day to start a new book, maybe something by P.L. Travers.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Today you will discover a hidden talent for speaking fluent llama

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Your star sign is known for being sensible and responsible. Make sure to put aside some time for wild adventures and ridiculous risks!

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar