Saturday, August 3, 2024
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Today, you will discover the undeniable appeal of spontaneous naps. Even if you can't sleep, just enjoy the peace and quiet. You deserve it.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Do not buy unnecessary items in flashy colors; stick to the basics.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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There is an odd number of fingers on your left hand. I'm not sure if this is important. But it is weird.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You have always felt a special connection to ants. Today you will feel that connection even more.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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There is a spider in your shoe.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Beware of rogue garden hoses conspiring to trip you.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will spend quality time with your new stuffed animal.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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An encounter with a charismatic and enigmatic fortune teller will leave you questioning the nature of fate and destiny, as they reveal an unforeseen twist in your destiny that will challenge your perception of reality.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will be inundated with useless trivia today. Try to conceal your knowledge of the marshmallow's origin story or you'll never hear the end of it.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A penny picked up today will bring you luck and prosperity. Remember to appreciate the small moments and the little things in life that can bring joy and richness.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your neighbours will move out today, you'll finally get some peace and quiet, until tomorrow when the new neighbours arrive.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Those were not contact lenses you put in this morning; you may want to verify that with your optometrist.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
