Monday, July 29, 2024
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You will discover a secret underground society of tea enthusiasts in your neighborhood.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will suddenly realize you can't eat sugar anymore
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You have always wanted to write a book.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You'll discover your upstairs neighbour is a nudist. You'll become attracted to them.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Ride a buffalo with a tall Gemini
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A new adventure awaits you, but first, you must answer the call of nature.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will decide to give up caffeine
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Expose your underbelly to a Libra
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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A winged messenger brings news of greatness to you today. Accept this blessing with grace and readiness, for opportunity lingers but a moment.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will exercise your newfound powers to summon a glitter tornado
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today, someone will hand you a small brown bag. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, even if you can tell it's the horse you bought for your sister last year.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your bathrobe will gain sentience and become your best friend
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
