Wednesday, July 24, 2024
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If a crow appears on your shoulder today, give it food.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will accidentally unlock the ability to communicate with plants. Prepare for insightful conversations with your leafy friends.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today, you will be overcome with the desire to point at things. Kindly direct this urge toward objects that are not alive and certainly not other people.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You are never alone when you have a good friend. Unless you're an introvert, in which case you're never alone when you don't have a good friend also.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You're a great hugger.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will realize it's the opening day of spring semester and you're unprepared
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A pigeon will deliver a cryptic message to you today. It will be written on a scrap of paper and tied to the pigeon's leg with a strand of spaghetti. Unfortunately the pasta will be cold and limp by the time it reaches you.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You'll be visited the ghost of your future self, who is very concerned about you.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Beware of mischievous garden gnomes swapping your toothbrush with a tiny broom. Embrace the miniature cleaning experience!
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will discover a hidden talent for juggling rubber ducks.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will happen upon an unworldly metal tree.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Make sure to stay hydrated today, especially if you're an Aquarius.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
