Saturday, July 20, 2024
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You are a fruit known for it's mild sweet flavour, with a pungent odour comparable to that of Limburger cheese.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will wake up super happy
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your hairbrush will transform into a magical wand, granting you the power to create fabulous hairstyles with a flick.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Stop being so negative. There's at least one thing you can be positive about: your awesome and unique personality!
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your life is a telenovela and you're the lead character: expect a lot of drama today.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You have a secret admirer. Try to determine their identity by examining your burritos.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your ancestors will visit you in a dream tonight, but they will be angrily waving cobwebs and chanting incomprehensible phrases. You will wake up screaming, but upon reflection in the morning, you will decide that maybe it was just a weird dream about grandma.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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If you are a mammal, today you will communicate with the ancestors.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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In approximately two weeks, you will go to sleep and wake up a totally different person. This is going to be amazing!
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Consider seeking out a Sagittarius. Today they will be fantastic kissers.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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There is a journey to be taken, and you are the only one who can take it. Ask yourself, "Do I want to?"
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will receive some lemons today, and you will make a delicious lemon pie with them.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
