Saturday, July 20, 2024
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You are a fruit known for it's mild sweet flavour, with a pungent odour comparable to that of Limburger cheese.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will wake up super happy
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your hairbrush will transform into a magical wand, granting you the power to create fabulous hairstyles with a flick.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Stop being so negative. There's at least one thing you can be positive about: your awesome and unique personality!
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your life is a telenovela and you're the lead character: expect a lot of drama today.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You have a secret admirer. Try to determine their identity by examining your burritos.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your ancestors will visit you in a dream tonight, but they will be angrily waving cobwebs and chanting incomprehensible phrases. You will wake up screaming, but upon reflection in the morning, you will decide that maybe it was just a weird dream about grandma.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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If you are a mammal, today you will communicate with the ancestors.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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In approximately two weeks, you will go to sleep and wake up a totally different person. This is going to be amazing!
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Consider seeking out a Sagittarius. Today they will be fantastic kissers.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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There is a journey to be taken, and you are the only one who can take it. Ask yourself, "Do I want to?"
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will receive some lemons today, and you will make a delicious lemon pie with them.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
