Monday, July 15, 2024
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Today you will make a friend with a pumpkin, and will realize that it's the cutest thing ever.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will be visited by a talking grapefruit who will share the secrets of tropical wisdom with you.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will find a hidden garden full of beautiful flowers and mischievous squirrels. Spend the day there, soaking in its beauty.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You'll try to dye your hair and discover that your hair is already dyed.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a jar of Nutella. Embark on a sweet adventure!
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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There is no way to fit that square peg into that round hole.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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It might rain chocolate today.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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There is a chance you will run into an ex today. Try to be civil, but also make sure to assert your independence and strengths since leaving them.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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There are other ways to tell if a Leo is lying. They're really, really bad at hiding it. If you can't figure it out, they're telling the truth.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You're going to be awesome today. Unless you're not. But even if you're not, you're still going to be pretty great.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today would be a great day to adopt a pet, especially a quadruped with exceptional olfactory abilities.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You've been feeling a little under the weather lately. It might be because you have caught a cold, or it might be because you are feeling a little down. I'm not really sure which one it is.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
