Wacky Horoscopes — Aries, July 11, 2024

You will find yourself transported to a parallel universe where everyone wears tuxedos

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Your television will start broadcasting messages from an alien civilization.

20 Apr – 20 May

Today, you discover a hidden gift for creating unbelievable artwork.

21 May – 20 Jun

Don't be surprised if your usual takeaway order is delivered by a group of friendly bikers enjoying a scenic drive.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

If you drink alcohol today you will hear voices coming from every wall

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you will encounter a talking squirrel who will share their nutty wisdom with you. Embrace their quirky advice!

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Beware of a sudden craving for purple jelly beans—it's a sign of impending silliness.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Expose your underbelly to a Libra

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Don't feel like you need to talk just for the sake of it. Sometimes silence is golden.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You are a beginner at skateboarding, but will learn surprisingly quickly. You will fall down a lot though.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

You were almost a pro-gamer.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Trust in the healing power of crystals: Carry your favourite stone to radiate positive energy throughout the day.

19 Feb – 20 Mar