Wednesday, July 10, 2024
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Today you will run through your neighbourhood and count how many Fireballs you encounter
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Did you forget to put in your contact lenses this morning? Don't worry, mistakes happen! Just remember to be kind to yourself and others, and everything will become clearer.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will be mistaken for a famous celebrity and asked for autographs.
21 May – 20 Jun
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You like ketchup more than you like people.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will play with a cat, and it will play back with you
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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In the realm of gift-giving, your exceptional taste and thoughtfulness will elevate you to the status of Gift-Giving Guru.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your hair will fall out but will grow back in a more glorious colour and texture.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You'll think you've found the perfect insult for someone until you realize it's directed at yourself.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will have a dream about mermaids tonight. Don't be alarmed, it's just your subconscious processing your underwater scuba certification.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will forget that you have a cat
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your alarm clock plays a tune every morning, but the melody is the exact opposite of the one it played yesterday.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will have the incredible ability to communicate with plants today. They will thank you for watering them and compliment you on your choice of pots.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
