Wednesday, July 10, 2024
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Today you will run through your neighbourhood and count how many Fireballs you encounter
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Did you forget to put in your contact lenses this morning? Don't worry, mistakes happen! Just remember to be kind to yourself and others, and everything will become clearer.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will be mistaken for a famous celebrity and asked for autographs.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You like ketchup more than you like people.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will play with a cat, and it will play back with you
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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In the realm of gift-giving, your exceptional taste and thoughtfulness will elevate you to the status of Gift-Giving Guru.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your hair will fall out but will grow back in a more glorious colour and texture.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You'll think you've found the perfect insult for someone until you realize it's directed at yourself.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will have a dream about mermaids tonight. Don't be alarmed, it's just your subconscious processing your underwater scuba certification.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will forget that you have a cat
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your alarm clock plays a tune every morning, but the melody is the exact opposite of the one it played yesterday.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will have the incredible ability to communicate with plants today. They will thank you for watering them and compliment you on your choice of pots.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
