Monday, July 8, 2024
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If a new console drops today, you're in for a treat.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will create an incredible fresh and spicy salad dressing
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your neighbours will move out today, you'll finally get some peace and quiet, until tomorrow when the new neighbours arrive.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You'll pinch yourself until you feel like you're dreaming
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Elevenses shall be your new favorite word today. Learn it, love it, use it.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your neighbour's cat will start doing stuff to your couch cushions.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You'll suddenly possess the weirdest talent for winning at games of chance.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will make a close friend today who is also a pillow.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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The scent of lavender shall follow you throughout the day, lulling you into a state of calm and reassurance. Trust your instincts and follow your nose, for in this ethereal aroma lies a divine guiding force.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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In one week, you will be given a briefcase that contains $1,000,000 in cash. Take it!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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An Aquarius in Canada will save your life today.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Don't be afraid to speak up if something's wrong. But maybe today is a good day to practice letting others take the lead in conversation.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
