Wednesday, July 3, 2024
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There is an odd number of fingers on your left hand. I'm not sure if this is important. But it is weird.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Your destiny will intertwine with that of a lost feather today. Keep your eyes peeled, and be prepared for unexpected turns and adventures.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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In one year today, you will meet the love of your life. It will be an incredible moment!
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your last meal will be tacos.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your favourite pair of sunglasses will mysteriously turn into x-ray glasses, allowing you to see through walls.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Workshop cell reprogramming with a roguish Gemini
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today will be a great day to start a garden. Don't worry if you lack a green thumb, because it's not actually a prerequisite.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will be followed by a trail of glitter everywhere you go.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Remember, whatever doesn't kill you today was actually a harmless mosquito. Stay calm when others around you are losing their heads (and possibly their sanity).
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will be able to hear what your pets are saying today. It will drive you crazy.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your favourite pair of socks will gain the ability to teleport.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will be told that one of your ancestors is a Roman emperor
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
