Wednesday, June 26, 2024
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Today you will be alone with a very nice young lady
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You'll suddenly possess the weirdest talent for winning at games of chance.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will win the lottery at least twice
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will accidentally order way too much takeout, and it will be glorious.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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The weather today will be a mix of sun and moonshine.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Surprise guests will enter through your television screen, and you'll spend the next four hours explaining how it works and postmodernist architecture
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Carry a rubber chicken for good luck; it will ward off awkward encounters and bring unexpected joy.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Your alarm clock will transform into a magical talking owl. Prepare to solve mysteries.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your morning toast will unexpectedly turn into a magical portal. So prepare to travel the wide galaxy.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Tomorrow you'll wake up in some sort of wizard stone circle exactly 431 feet below ground level. Time to conjure an adventure!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today is a good day to have a few drinks with some close friends. Just don't drink too much. You have to work tomorrow.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will find a hidden pocket of time today, where an hour seems to stretch into two. Use this time wisely and engage in activities that bring you true joy.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
