Sunday, June 23, 2024
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Get ready to uncover a long-lost collection of mismatched socks, hidden away in the depths of your sock drawer.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will spend quality time with your new stuffed animal.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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It is okay to say no. But today, you should say yes. Then you will say no.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Embrace the power of mismatched socks; they hold the key to your quirky destiny.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today, a heavenly chorus of birds shall sing praises for your existence. Take a moment to appreciate this celestial symphony, for its echoes carry the universe's blessing for the path you have chosen.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will decide to order Chinese food, and you'll make a great decision on what to order.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your presence will have an inexplicable calming effect on angry mobs, and you will find that simply by showing up, you can single-handedly diffuse tense situations, causing crowds to calmly and quietly disperse without resistance.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Your teeth will feel particularly clean today.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will be married for 7 years, but with a tiny man
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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If you are a mammal, today you will communicate with the ancestors.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Don't forget to drink lots of water today, and maybe even consume a juicy piece of fruit or tooosus.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will accidentally dye your hair neon green.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
