Friday, June 21, 2024
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You will stumble upon a hidden treasure map while doing laundry.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will be consumed by a spontaneous and uncontrollable urge to dance today. Preferably somewhere public.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Pay attention to the unusual pattern on your morning toast, as it holds a hidden message that could guide you to the perfect pair of socks.
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will find a love letter in a book.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A strangely familiar stranger will cross your path today. Ignore the feeling of deja vu and focus on connecting with your present surroundings.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today is your lucky day. Unfortunately, it only comes around every 3 years.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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In the realm of dad jokes, you will ascend to the rank of Master of Mirth. Your expertly crafted puns will elicit groans and eye rolls, followed by a resounding chorus of laughter.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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When you check your phone today, you'll find an annoying new update waiting. Instead of procrastinating, update it immediately and then move on with your life. The world of technology waits for no one.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will suddenly grow an extra limb that will tie up your other limbs in knots.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will receive an email from a long-lost friend asking for an urgent loan today. Do not engage with this message, as it is extremely likely to be a scam.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will conquer your fear of heights by finally taking that ladder to the attic.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will be thrust into a dual universe where everything is made of stone, and there will be no change
19 Feb – 20 Mar
