Tuesday, June 18, 2024
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The conditions for extraterrestrial archaeology have never been better, and today you will find the hole you've been looking for. Whether it's a new career path, a spiritual journey, or a literal hole in your backyard, you're ready to excavate new possibilities.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Did you ever want to see a parade of turtles? Of course you did! That's why you're so excited about the one that's coming to your city this weekend!
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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There is no such thing as a stupid question. Except for the one you are about to ask.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will pick up that antique metal detector you've had your eye on and start your hunt for historical treasure.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will accidentally unlock the ability to communicate with plants. Prepare for insightful conversations with your leafy friends.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will discover a secret talent for levitating small objects with the power of your mind. Start your career as a magician!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Solar cleansing: stare at the sun and count to ten to rid yourself of today's bad luck.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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There is never too much garlic bread.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today, you'll find yourself captivated by the intricate patterns formed by spilled coffee on the café table, unraveling a prophetic message for the day ahead.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A mysterious flock of seagulls will follow you around today, interpreting your every move as though it were a sign from above. They will deposit trash everywhere you go, just to see what you will do.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will eat a delicious slice of pie and will start dating a bartender
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will be rehomed to an island. It is said you will not miss the mainland at all.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
