Wednesday, June 12, 2024
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Today you will meet a girl at a festival who will convince you to hug her
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You have always wanted to write a letter to your future self. Today is the day to do it.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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If you don't clean your room you'll get a fungus, if you do clean your room you'll get a fungus.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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A lucky penny awaits you today, but it will be hidden in a bizarre place. Keep your eyes peeled.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will happen upon an unworldly metal tree.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A Leprechaun will ask for your help today.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Beware of a sudden craving for purple jelly beans—it's a sign of impending silliness.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Your star sign is known for being sensible and responsible. Make sure to put aside some time for wild adventures and ridiculous risks!
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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After years of work, you will finally be invited to exhibit at the Louvre
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will accidentally dye your hair neon green.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A flock of flamingos will provide a sensational and surprising display of synchronized dancing in the park. Take a break from your daily duties to appreciate this rare phenomenon.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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The Loch Ness Monster is friendly and is probably a vegetarian. Nessie would like to invite you to visit her at the Loch Ness Inn for a bowl of tea and some haggis. Vegetarian haggis of course.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
