Wacky Horoscopes — Libra, June 11, 2024

The weather today will be a mix of sun and moonshine.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Wear blue if you want to remain invisible.

20 Apr – 20 May

You will accidentally unlock the ability to communicate with plants. Prepare for insightful conversations with your leafy friends.

21 May – 20 Jun

You have a Leo friend who is as sweet as candy. Today, try and sell that candy.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Someone will confess their love for you today. It will be a platypus with a hat.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Tomorrow will be a good day to sell stolen goods, especially if you have a lot of brass fixtures laying around.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

People will judge you for drinking too much water.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Don't underestimate the power of tattoo removal today.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Your cooking skills will be unmatched today. Take the opportunity to make a new dish!

22 Nov – 21 Dec

The world is your oyster, so eat it.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

A rival is out there. This will become a huge bummer for them.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Wear your heaviest shoes for good luck, because why not?

19 Feb – 20 Mar