Monday, June 10, 2024
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Shoot a gale with a feather
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A person from your past might forget your name today. Don't be afraid to gently remind them, or just embrace the fact that some people are simply forgetful.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today, you'll have a eureka moment where you realize that life is made up of 85 percent pretending
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You are a force to be reckoned with. So go out and reckon with something.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Nope, I got nothing
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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In approximately two weeks, you will go to sleep and wake up a totally different person. This is going to be amazing!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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If it is sunny today, brexit means brexit
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Don't be so down on yourself. A Full Moon means your spirit guide is with you, and everything will be okay.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will learn how to cook and will have homemade meals every day
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A housemate of yours will have a bad day. You can try to cheer them up, or you can take the opportunity to prank them.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You'll find a semi-sentient cookie that will charm you with its crafty personality.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A squirrel will steal your sandwich right out of your hands.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
