Wacky Horoscopes — Sagittarius, June 7, 2024

Consider past lives: Reflect on the idea that your soul has lived before and that your experiences continue to shape your existence.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will meet a nice bisexual

20 Apr – 20 May

At 7pm GMT you will be stuck in traffic due to a moose on the road

21 May – 20 Jun

A friendly dog will have an adventure with you today.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Eat lunch with a Scorpio man

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Your favourite pair of glasses will gain sentience and will tell you that you wear them too tight

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Today you will learn that it's impossible to cross your legs in the same position twice in a row

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Today you'll find yourself baking an epic pie, but will be frustrated by how difficult it is to cut it into slices.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

You will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a jar of Nutella. Embark on a sweet adventure!

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You still play with LEGO.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

From situational reactions to poignant emotional insights, your GIF game will be strong and on point.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Your car will be possessed by a friendly ghost, they will only drive you to fun and interesting places today so sit back and enjoy the ride.

19 Feb – 20 Mar