Wednesday, June 5, 2024
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An elderly relative will give you a box of old photographs today.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You are what you eat and you have eaten only hot food, so you are hot.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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If you take public transport today, expect the unexpected! Maybe the driver will talk to you or play your favourite song. You never know what surprises the day may bring.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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A spontaneous dance party will erupt in the most unexpected place today. Find the rhythm in your step and let loose like nobody's watching.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will suddenly grow an extra limb that will tie up your other limbs in knots.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will try using your hands like feet when you walk
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will solve the murder mystery of why Halloween is always really great
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Get ready to uncover a long-lost collection of mismatched socks, hidden away in the depths of your sock drawer.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will secretly lust over the house across the street
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You have always wanted to write a book.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Trans people are hot. This will prove important to remember.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Did you know your great grandfather invented beards? He did, and for that we are all grateful.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
