Saturday, June 1, 2024
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Let a quick-witted Aquarius suggest bedtime stories
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will be invited to join a secret society of synchronized swimmers. Embrace the water ballet.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Cuddle with a golden haired Pisces
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will discover a hidden talent for impersonating farm animals. Get ready to moo, cluck, and oink with precision!
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your car will today stop being a car, and become a giant mechanical beetle. Embrace the insect expedition.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Kiss a malay Aries in a tree.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will receive an unexpected windfall in the form of a large fish.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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There's an exciting adventure waiting for you, check back in tomorrow to find out what it is.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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If you encounter a grey cat today, good fortune is coming your way. If it slips on the pavement, however, this luck will quickly reverse.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Feel classy with Felicity today.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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An alignment of the stars indicates a strong desire to connect with your inner child by diving into a pit of mud puddles like when you were younger, with no concern for your clothes.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Play Ticket To Ride with a gossipy Sagittarius.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
