Wednesday, May 29, 2024
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Today, you'll stumble upon an unusually long line at the post office, only to discover it's a secret audition for a reality show about patience.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You'll become rich and famous overnight but only if you get rid of that stash of nudes in your basement.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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For the foreseeable future, all your conversations will be via email.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will give your cousin a hug, and he'll gently try to push you away
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will feel an irresistible urge to finish your homework before going to bed
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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From being an early adopter of virtual reality to mastering the art of cybersecurity, your tech-savviness will be revered by friends, family, and colleagues alike.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will have an inexplicable craving for an unusual food combination, like ice cream and pickles. Treat yourself.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will find a lost sock and realize it's actually a gateway to a parallel universe. Good luck finding its pair!
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your partner is the one who will put the salad on the table in front of you today. Do not worry, they will make it a lovely one.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your alarm clock will transform into a magical talking owl. Prepare to solve mysteries.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will receive a parcel containing your name and address inside a leather wallet
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You have always wanted to try paragliding. Today is the day.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
